Just when you thought it was safe to look at the Internet again, another Attack cometh! Enjoy, or maybe take aspirin. Whatever seems appropriate at the time.
You know there are four other Attacks, right? First, Second, Third, and Fourth! No mortal has read all five in one day and survived! Ok, well a couple of people have. Wait, alright, everyone who has ever tried has. But I bet someone got eyestrain! Like, really annoying eyestrain.
And with no further ado…
Let’s just get the obvious right out of the way
Always be attentive to your woman’s needs
They’re the ones summoned, but you’re the familiar
Do we really want to open the door on this kind of thing?
The road goes ever on
Don’t look at me, I voted for plan Q
Here’s looking at you, kid
Dungeon Module SN1
Sharknado
by Gary Gygax
An Adventure For All Character Levels That Are Fated To Die
Visual representation of what happens on the astral plane when you roll a 1
Mr. LawfulGoodwrench
We recommend every 3,000 XP
And this paladin is just nuts
Adept at monitoring and adjusting during plan implementation
Let’s be honest. When isn’t it?
Finally a candidate I can get behind!
Well, isn’t that SPECIAL?
He’s over there, keeping you kids from getting home (and boy does Venger love this game, look at that smile!)
And sometimes a door is a jar
You zany min-maxers, you
It could save your life
Doggone it, where’d she go?
And that, my non-muggle friends, is why we play