At least they’re dependable

Just don’t summon one in an air elemental… you saw that movie, right?

What if they do it while running with scissors?

And it’s got more nope where that came from

Who says games don’t prepare you for real life?

Or at 0 HP, for that matter

You’re a special kind of special, aren’t you?

Facts of life

He’s dead right

And your system will never grow obsolete

The stories you can tell will keep you sticking around

That’s just how they roll

A good wizard is never sour about it

Uphill both ways in the lava flow

Van of Horrors

It’s the life of the party. Get it? Life?
(sorry)

They’ll never learn to RPG for themselves

Real world mana potion

Settle down, chuckles

Pugnacious wizards

Old Ones for you,
Old Ones for me,
it’s go great, you’ll see!

He’s insanely good at this game

Elsie Gygax is the model (she was in demand)

*sniff*

Doggone good spell

Irrational discourse

I don’t know these guys, but they are my friends