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Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes!

I’ve been collecting D&D / RPG / Fantasy related memes that tickled my fancy for a while, and thought I’d post them here for your edification and enjoyment oh my fellow geek.

If all goes well this will be the first in a series. What’s your favorite? Comment below!

THACO meme

Stay away from that crazy old wizard Kenobi. 

D&D mimic joke meme

I imagine this has been mimicked in a game session

ye olde periodic table meme

Here be humours

Dungeon mastering with Dungeon Master

Almost a dire comic

Gary Gygax cars d&d meme

I call shotgun, er… crossbow?

Door Mordor Gondor meme

Gone, baby, gone

Batman who'd the DM meme

Are you really going to argue with Batman?

Knights of the Dinner Table GM meme

Choose your idiot wisely, players…

DM lots of death recipe meme

The DM is your friend. No, really.

D&D big wheel box

Now that’s a fantastic ride

D&D 5 minutes vs 3 hours meme

Not to mention the snack breaks

Table top reple-playing you're doing it right meme

Yep

Ban assault dice meme

That’s just how they roll

Anatomy of rpg adventures meme

Even more detailed than Grey’s

Ghostbusters dog shaming meme

Who’s a good boy?

Teach your kids how to play magic they won't have money for drugs meme

Or money for dates. But, hey, priorities…

Drums in the jeep meme

A little drivin’ music

You reach out to push the orc off the bridge meme

New relationships are sometimes awkward

Vin Diesel D&D birthday cakes

This is Vin Diesel’s birthday cake (no foolin’)

The 5 stories of D&D

6: Man vs. Free Time

Austin Powers I see your party has no cleric meme

Oh, behave

When fighting a dragon choose range meme

They forgot medium well done

D&D pie chart meme

Who’s ready for pie?

Dog such adventures meme

Doggone good session

Raccoon DM pull the lever meme

I can confirm, some of us DMs are bandits

cat charisma meme

It’s the purrfect attribute

Bruce Campbell alignment meme

Lawful Campbell

D&D nerdiest game requires friends meme

Things that make you go hmmmmm…

D&D PC plans helicopter meme

It was totally obvious in retrospect

David vs Goliath critical hit meme

And the first slack-jawed stunned silence followed by cheering from those watching

D&D cool story bro vault boy meme

This is me, trying to pretend you’re not over the top

Grumpy Cat DM everyone dies meme

Rule #1: The DM is always right. Rule #2: Don’t play D&D with Grumpy Cat.

If only people could see... with more than their eyes meme

Us geeks can 🙂

And that’s a great one to end on… Make sure to leave a comment on your favorite (or maybe least favorite?) below!

Sword Coast Legends

Let’s Play Sword Coast Legends Story Mode #16

This episode: It’s back into the sewers for more Dead Rat-erific questing. Hommet starts using animate dead and gets lightning bolt. General leveling up all around.

This a let’s play of the single player campaign of Sword Coast Legends.

Set in the lush and vibrant world of the Forgotten Realms, Sword Coast Legends offers an all-new way to enjoy the time-tested magic of playing Dungeons & Dragons as a shared storytelling experience. With a deep narrative developed by a team of long-time industry veterans and a partnership with Wizards of the Coast, the single player campaign of Sword Coast Legends brings the world of Faerûn home like never before.

https://swordcoast.com/

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Spoilerific Star Wars! – Radio Show / Podcast Episode 31

 

Shane Plays podcast title 1-2-2016

Podcast for the Shane Plays radio show from 1/2/2016:
Spoilerific Star Wars!

Highlights: Geek news; Shane rants about so-called hoverboards; Spoilerific Star Wars discussion (with a bonus rant).

Shane Plays airs on Saturdays at 1:05 PM Central on 96.5 FM The Answer in Little Rock. It can also be heard online at http://965fmtheanswer.com and on the Tune In Radio app and iHeart Radio apps. Call in at 501-823-0965 or tweet @ShanePlays during the show!

Like what you hear?
Support Shane Plays Radio on Patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/shaneplays

KryptonRadio1Shane Plays is carried on Krypton Radio!
Krypton Radio is SciFi for your Wifi.
http://kryptonradio.com/

Listen to the Shane Plays podcast on iTunes and Stitcher (and other fine podcast directories) after the live show.

Podcast Episode Direct Download:
http://traffic.libsyn.com/shaneplays/Shane_Plays_1-2-16_podcast.mp3

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NEWS ITEMS

Star Trek Axanar being sued by CBS & Paramount | Engadget
http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/31/star-trek-axanar-lawsuit/

What the heck is up with these new so-called hoverboards? We’ve been bought off cheap people! The best thing about them is one knocked out Mike Tyson and some models spontaneously combust.
http://www.cnet.com/how-to/buy-a-hoverboard/

The Untold Story Of The Invention Of The Game Cartridge
http://www.fastcompany.com/3040889/the-untold-story-of-the-invention-of-the-game-cartridge

Benedict Cumberbatch casts a spell as Doctor Strange in EW’s First Look issue | EW.com
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/28/doctor-strange-first-look-benedict-cumberbatch-ew

X-Force Movie Lineup Possibly Revealed | ComicBook.com
http://comicbook.com/2015/12/28/jeff-wadlows-x-force-movie-lineup-revealed/

Game of Thrones is the most pirated show of 2015 | Polygon
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/28/10674172/game-of-thrones-is-the-most-pirated-show-of-2015

DC COMICS TAKING SOME SERIES BI-WEEKLY IN 2016 | Comic Book Resources
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dc-comics-taking-some-series-bi-weekly-in-2016

DC Comics adult coloring book covers | Comic Book Resources
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dcs-adult-coloring-book-variants-bring-out-our-inner-child

Fan spends a year building 7,500-piece Millennium Falcon from The Force Awakens
http://www.brothers-brick.com/2015/12/26/fan-spends-a-year-building-7500-piece-millennium-falcon-from-the-force-awakens/

‘Force Awakens’ becomes fastest movie to $1 billion | AP
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/937e730fac6f463f96ff46e4f1079c26/force-awakens-becomes-fastest-movie-1-billion

Rotten Tomatoes has The Force Awakens at 94%
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/

TOPIC: SPOILERIFIC STAR WARS

Shane has already said he liked Star Wars: The Force Awakens but it’s been enough time and now it’s time to get spoilerific and dig in with a real discussion! Plus a bonus rant!

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TWEET OF THE WEEK

@ChrisAvellone: I keep wondering if the Sick Stick from KickAss should be paired with the Bowel Disruptor from Transmetropolitan

NEXT WEEK:

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Frontline Gaming and Warhammer 40K.

Frontline Gaming: http://www.frontlinegaming.org/

Frontline Gaming on Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/frontlinegaming_tv

Games Workshop Warhammer 40K: http://www.games-workshop.com/en-CA/Warhammer-40-000

Star Wars The Old Republic Trooper

Let’s Play Star Wars The Old Republic Trooper #2

This episode: Shane loves the pulse charge ability plus a nice stroll with explosions through a refugee camp and the Talloran village.

This is a let’s play series of the Trooper story line in Star Wars The Old Republic.

Star Wars™: The Old Republic™ is the only massively-multiplayer online game with a Free-to-Play option that puts you at the center of your own story-driven Star Wars™ saga. Play as a Jedi, a Sith, a Bounty Hunter or as one of many other Star Wars iconic roles and explore an age over three-thousand years before the classic films. Become the hero of your own Star Wars adventure as you choose your path down the Light or Dark side of the Force™.

http://www.swtor.com/

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January 2nd Show Notes

Show notes and links for the Shane Plays radio show on 1/2/2016.

Highlights: Geek news; Spoilerific Star Wars: The Force Awakens review and discussion.

Shane Plays airs on Saturdays at 1:05 PM Central on 96.5 FM The Answer in Little Rock. It can also be heard online at http://965fmtheanswer.com.

Shane Plays is now also carried on Krypton Radio! http://kryptonradio.com is SciFi for your Wifi!
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Like what you hear?
Support Shane Plays Radio on Patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/shaneplays

SHOW NOTES

NEWS ITEMS

Star Trek Axanar being sued by CBS & Paramount | Engadget
http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/31/star-trek-axanar-lawsuit/

What the heck is up with these new so-called hoverboards? We’ve been bought off cheap people! The best thing about them is one knocked out Mike Tyson and some models spontaneously combust.
http://www.cnet.com/how-to/buy-a-hoverboard/

The Untold Story Of The Invention Of The Game Cartridge
http://www.fastcompany.com/3040889/the-untold-story-of-the-invention-of-the-game-cartridge

Benedict Cumberbatch casts a spell as Doctor Strange in EW’s First Look issue | EW.com
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/28/doctor-strange-first-look-benedict-cumberbatch-ew

X-Force Movie Lineup Possibly Revealed | ComicBook.com
http://comicbook.com/2015/12/28/jeff-wadlows-x-force-movie-lineup-revealed/

Game of Thrones is the most pirated show of 2015 | Polygon
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/28/10674172/game-of-thrones-is-the-most-pirated-show-of-2015

DC COMICS TAKING SOME SERIES BI-WEEKLY IN 2016 | Comic Book Resources
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dc-comics-taking-some-series-bi-weekly-in-2016

DC Comics adult coloring book covers | Comic Book Resources
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/dcs-adult-coloring-book-variants-bring-out-our-inner-child

Fan spends a year building 7,500-piece Millennium Falcon from The Force Awakens
http://www.brothers-brick.com/2015/12/26/fan-spends-a-year-building-7500-piece-millennium-falcon-from-the-force-awakens/

‘Force Awakens’ becomes fastest movie to $1 billion | AP
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/937e730fac6f463f96ff46e4f1079c26/force-awakens-becomes-fastest-movie-1-billion

Rotten Tomatoes has The Force Awakens at 94%
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/

TOPIC: SPOILERIFIC STAR WARS

Shane has already said he liked Star Wars: The Force Awakens but it’s been enough time and now it’s time to get spoilerific and dig in with a real discussion!

star-wars-spoiler-meme

TWEET OF THE WEEK

@ChrisAvellone: I keep wondering if the Sick Stick from KickAss should be paired with the Bowel Disruptor from Transmetropolitan

NEXT WEEK:

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Frontline Gaming and Warhammer 40K.

Frontline Gaming: http://www.frontlinegaming.org/

Frontline Gaming on Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/frontlinegaming_tv

Games Workshop Warhammer 40K: http://www.games-workshop.com/en-CA/Warhammer-40-000

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Let’s Play Serpent in the Staglands #23

This episode: More Hallowed Grove, more natives and a really frustrating room with a couple of harvesters.

Join Shane as he plays through a hardcore computer RPG that has the mechanics and style of a 90s CRPG, and that’s just dripping with beautiful atmosphere!

Thanks for watching!

About Serpent in the Staglands:

A true role-playing adventure.

A campaign within the world of Vol, a fully realized setting inspired by the late bronze age in a Transylvanian landscape, with unique politics, races and gods steeped in history. Featuring a chosen party of five, you role-play Necholai, a minor god of a celestial body who descends to the Staglands for a moonlit festival only to find the way home blocked and immortality slipping away. Seeking answers and aid, you take on a mortal body and the guise of a traveling Spicer. This isn’t a story of good and evil, saving the world or being a hero, it’s about intrigue and your adventure of survival in a harsh land.

Buy on GOG:
https://www.gog.com/game/serpent_in_the_staglands?pp=6a3236f5f213960de5c415fd15c6d1cb5a46d04e

Buy on Steam:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/335120/

Star Wars The Old Republic Trooper

Let’s Play Star Wars The Old Republic Trooper #1

This episode: Meet Effenn and watch him start raining Havoc Squad destruction down on the bad guys of Ord Mantell.

This is a let’s play series of the Trooper story line in Star Wars The Old Republic.

Star Wars™: The Old Republic™ is the only massively-multiplayer online game with a Free-to-Play option that puts you at the center of your own story-driven Star Wars™ saga. Play as a Jedi, a Sith, a Bounty Hunter or as one of many other Star Wars iconic roles and explore an age over three-thousand years before the classic films. Become the hero of your own Star Wars adventure as you choose your path down the Light or Dark side of the Force™.

http://www.swtor.com/

Sword Coast Legends

Let’s Play Sword Coast Legends Story Mode #15

This episode: We almost get humbled by an elder black pudding until we remember to check the quest, and find out there’s charcoal and then there’s charcoal.

This a let’s play of the single player campaign of Sword Coast Legends.

Set in the lush and vibrant world of the Forgotten Realms, Sword Coast Legends offers an all-new way to enjoy the time-tested magic of playing Dungeons & Dragons as a shared storytelling experience. With a deep narrative developed by a team of long-time industry veterans and a partnership with Wizards of the Coast, the single player campaign of Sword Coast Legends brings the world of Faerûn home like never before.

https://swordcoast.com/

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Gaming Christmas Gift Ideas! – Radio Show / Podcast Episode 30

Shane Plays podcast title 12-19-2015

Podcast for the Shane Plays radio show from 12/19/2015:
Gaming Christmas Gift Ideas!

Highlights: Geek news; non-spoiler Star Wars: The Force Awakens; Game Goblins and gaming Christmas gift ideas.

Shane Plays airs on Saturdays at 1:05 PM Central on 96.5 FM The Answer in Little Rock. It can also be heard online at http://965fmtheanswer.com and on the Tune In Radio app and iHeart Radio apps. Call in at 501-823-0965 or tweet @ShanePlays during the show!

Like what you hear?
Support Shane Plays Radio on Patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/shaneplays

KryptonRadio1Shane Plays is carried on Krypton Radio!
Krypton Radio is SciFi for your Wifi.
http://kryptonradio.com/

Listen to the Shane Plays podcast on iTunes and Stitcher (and other fine podcast directories) after the live show.

Podcast Episode Direct Download:
http://traffic.libsyn.com/shaneplays/Shane_Plays_12-19-15_podcast.mp3

Listen Here via Embed:

SHOW NOTES

NEWS ITEMS

Inaugural Arkansas ComiCon: Free at Laman Library in North Little Rock today from 1-5 PM
https://www.facebook.com/events/499956160173058/

Hideo Kojima Is Starting His Own Studio, Partnering with Sony | Den of Geek
http://www.denofgeek.us/games/hideo-kojima/251386/hideo-kojima-is-starting-his-own-studio-partnering-with-sony

Dragon+ is now on the web in addition to being a mobile app
Newest issue out now
http://www.dragonmag.com/

Independence Day 2 Resurgence trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbduDRH2m2M
Here’s what happened to Will Smith’s character after Independence Day | Polygon
https://t.co/dxwGufWGmP

Star Trek Beyond Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw

X-Men Apocalypse Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-A

Ghostbusters’ new cast is raring to go in first official look | Polygon
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/16/10288244/ghostbusters-reboot-first-official-pic-2016

Mad Max: Fury Road may get black-and-white theatrical release in 2016 | Polygon
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/14/10105238/mad-max-fury-road-may-get-black-and-white-theatrical-release-in-2016

Jar Jar Binks is not the worst thing to happen to #StarWars | Polygon
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/14/9873064/jar-jar-binks-is-not-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-star-wars

Star Wars Countdown: -2 days!

GUEST: GAME GOBLINS

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Gaming Christmas gift ideas!

http://gamegoblins.com

TWEET OF THE WEEK

@AshSevilla: Sometimes when older people stare at me from a distance I wonder if it’s a time traveling relative checking out their gramps in the past.

NEXT WEEK:

The Christmas show.

Star Wars The Force Awakens poster wide

Spoiler Free – Star Wars: The Force Awakens First Reaction Review

Star Wars The Force Awakens poster wide

This review is spoiler free.

I’ve been out of the theater for about two hours now. All that build up, all that waiting, all that wondering… will it be good? Is it Star Wars? Can we dare hope?

Rest easy. The Star Wars: The Force Awakens is good, even great at times. Han Solo says “we’re home” in the trailer, and I think for the most part that’s correct.

Does it reach the Joseph Campbell mythic journey heights of the original trilogy? Will it smash in to pop culture the way that A New Hope did? Only time well tell, although my first reaction is it doesn’t quite hit that point.

Let’s also keep in mind that no movie, no matter how great, can match the hype and expectation that The Force Awakens has had heaped on it. The original Star Wars: A New Hope couldn’t live up to the hype. No movie could. It’s already blown away ticket sales records before it even opened for goodness sake! Having said that…

The shoulders of The Force Awakens are strong, far stronger than The Phantom Menace. It carries the weight of the Star Wars universe effortlessly and there’s no forcing yourself to accept it as Star Wars because you’re a fan. It’s Star Wars right out of the gate, right from the text of the opening crawl.

It looks like Star Wars. It sounds like Star Wars. It feels like Star Wars. It’s fun like Star Wars.

The actors, and therefore the characters, have chemistry. For me this is a really important point. It’s something that the prequels lacked in spades, only seeming to find it in Revenge of the Sith, and even then Anakin and Padme still lacked it.

It’s also exciting and refreshing to see beloved characters and Star Wars icons such as stormtroopers, TIE fighters and X-Wings even if they might be slightly updated (or older, in the case of the characters). To be honest it actually made more of a difference than I would have thought, as I went in thinking that The Force Awakens would live or die by the story and the chemistry alone. But no, so great to see marching troopers, dog fighting fighters and that fantastic sleek black and red Imperial interior design.

For the story itself, it didn’t play out the way I had put together in my head from the trailers (this, in Shane’s world, is a good thing). It flowed well and I only have a true beef with one main plot point (a really big one) that I won’t get into here but may revisit later once it’s cool to get into spoilers. The beef is along the lines of “again?” but… that’s as far as I go at this point. In general there were many intense moments, great action scenes, some laughs and all around decent writing and dialogue.

Rhythm-wise, it had a very strong first act, a second act that was good but that bogged down just a bit, a tad mind you for maybe 10 minutes, and a third act that kicked back up again quite nicely thank you very much.

Other non-spoilery things:

I really, really liked BB-8. I feel like they 100% created a great new Star Wars character. It’s hard to have a droid folks will like as much as R2-D2 but they did it.

As mentioned above, several great action scenes plus that signature Star Wars humor.

The Millennium Falcon is in the house. Like, way up in the house.

My friend who watched The Force Awakens with me didn’t really like Kylo Ren. I rather did, felt Kylo was a good villain and not just a Vader clone. And that lightsaber, hoo boy it’s pretty cool. You’re also going to be treated to some force moves you definitely haven’t seen before.

Luke Skywalker. What’s the deal with Luke? Is he even in the movie? Muah ha ha ha ha, I know and I ain’t tellin’!

Get ready for at least one “oh, no they did not” moment.

Family again plays a very important role, as it should in Star Wars.

The actor for one major, returning character seemed to give a bit of a phone it in performance. Felt just a bit off.

I felt like we didn’t really get good insight into the structure of the galaxy’s culture and political makeup for a payoff of the ending of Return of the Jedi. That’s one area The Force Awakens seemed a bit uncertain of itself.

As recent headlines have announced, there is no mid-credits or post-credits bonus scene. I sat through them anyway because, you know, it’s Star Wars. I was the last dork out of the theater, literally. No bonus scene. Trust me.

There. No spoilers. As promised. It’s good. Very good. Out of 4 stars? 3.75 probably. Go see it. I know I will more than once while it’s in theaters. Set coordinates and make the jump.

One last observation: it feels kind of weird to see a new Star Wars movie in December instead of May. Star Wars has always kind of had an association of air conditioning on a hot day in some part of my mind.