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Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes IX!

Just when you thought the Internet might actually become something worthwhile, Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes is back in all its unnecessary sound and fury signifying nothing!

As long as you’re mentally flagellating yourself, we recommend checking out all of the previous Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes posts for the full self-punishment because, you know, completion.

And awaaay we go:

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I knew it! It’s real. IT’S ALL REAL! This is fantastic! Wait, that means… there’s miniature giant space hamsters that. eat. eyeballs … *whimper*

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Admit it, it’s all you can see too, right? I’m not crazy, right? RIGHT?!

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Actually, I say “oops.” But yep.

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#wightdeathmatters

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I was always afraid Lord of the Rings would go to the dogs

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We get it! LOTR dogs! You don’t have to dwarf us with it

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I’m not gonna lie… Chompy Dingus is one of my favorite things ever

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Good idea, chummer

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Speaking of Shadowrun, here’s ironclad proof Radio Shack survives into the future (even though they’ve already gone out of business!)

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Give me a saving throw vs. brainmelt

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Every group has that one player that thinks the game is Disgusting & Distasteful

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Some DMs like to bug their players

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The farce is strong with this one

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Speaking of Star Wars & D&D…. Credit: Mark Richardson of Table Top Kingdoms

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You’re right, Ray, no human being would stack dice like this

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The Bard’s Derail

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Messed up magic items. That tongue thing, I mean, who even has the taste to come up with something like that?

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Remember kids, your DM always has a bigger thingy to drop after you do your incredibly clever thingy

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Refer to above caption

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The essential DMs library collection

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I love these old ads. ’nuff said

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I believe this immediately

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In other words, you’re not as overwhelmingly special and amazing as ya think cupcake!

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Evidently this was a real card given to some Wizards of the Coast employees. What a masterful, magical gift 🙂

Well looky there, you survived. Congratulations, now go get some therapy.

Catch you next time! 

 

What? You want MORE? Check out all of the previous Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes posts.

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Star Trek Continues Wrap Party! – Radio Show / Podcast Ep. 137

shane plays podcast title 2-24-2018Podcast version of the Shane Plays Geek Talk radio show from 2/24/2018:
Star Trek Continues Wrap Party!

Highlights: Star Trek Continues wrap party with cast members Michele Specht (“Dr. McKennah”) and Chuck Hüber (“Bones”)! Tune in for some great moments plus heartfelt goodbyes from fans.

Shane Plays airs on Saturdays at 1:05 PM Central on 96.5 FM The Answer in Little Rock. It can also be heard online at http://965fmtheanswer.com and on the Tune In Radio app and iHeart Radio apps. Call in at 501-823-0965 or tweet @ShanePlays during the show!

Listen to the Shane Plays podcast on iTunes, Google Play Music, SoundCloud & Stitcher (plus other fine podcast directories) after the live show.

Direct MP3 Download:
http://traffic.libsyn.com/shaneplays/shane_plays_2-24-2018_podcast.mp3

Listen Here via Embed:

SHOW NOTES

Shane Plays sponsor Arkansas RPG Con 2018 (August 11th) badge sales are now open. Vendor and Sponsorship options also open. Go to http://ARPGCON.COM for more info and make sure to follow Arkansas RPG Con on Facebook.

Podcast version zinger is from Star Trek Continues “To Boldly Go: Part II”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdkKNmbaNDk

NEWS ITEMS

No news items this week.

GUEST: STAR TREK CONTINUES

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Star Trek Continues wrap party with cast members Michele Specht (“Dr. McKennah”) and Chuck Hüber (“Bones”)! Tune in for some great moments plus heartfelt goodbyes from fans. What are Michele and Chuck’s favorite STC episodes and their dream projects? Should optimism have a foundational place in a Trek show? Plus: Cryptocurrency, blockchain, morality-based science and will we need lawyers in the future? Don’t miss this one!

Chuck’s Virtual Shakespeare site:
https://www.hollywoodshakespeare.com/

Michele Specht is the voice actor for Krog and Loriss in Star Trek Online:
https://sto.gamepedia.com/Voice_acting

Links for downloading DVD and Blu-ray ISO files for all STC episodes are available on the Star Trek Continues site:
http://www.startrekcontinues.com/downloads.html


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Sideways #1 – DC’s The New Age of Heroes: Comic Book Review [Spoilers]

With great power comes great… liability? That sounds kind of familiar! What did Shane think of the newest premiere issue in DC’s The New Age of Heroes, and what similarities does this character have with a certain marvelous wall-crawling hero? What analysis can we accomplish about Sideways, his personality, his powers and his supporting cast from this first installment? Watch and find out! [SPOILERS]

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The Silencer #1 – DC’s The New Age of Heroes: Comic Book Review [Spoilers]

DC’s The New Age of Heroes continues as Shane reviews The Silencer #1. Is it DC’s take on the Punisher as some have speculated, or does the character and story take a different direction? Plus: a surprise appearance (in more ways than one) by a major DC villain. Find out what Shane thought of this first issue, and whether pencils are effective weapons against assassin cyborgs (hey, who says comics aren’t educational). [SPOILERS]

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D&D Out of the Abyss Notes #68 – Vast Oblivium / The Wormwrithings

Beholder fight in Karazikar’s Maw (the Vast Oblivium)! Before that: eyes in the dark and messages to King Bruenor. This part of the book really needs some maps and diagrams, WotC! But hey, feel free to ask a question about them bridges and this zany DM will make up an answer on the spot, baby. Does Blindness work on a beholder? The ins and outs of an antimagic field. Fighting a beholder in its lair. Jumping rules plus Step of the Wind monk ability. Follow-up discussion on negative D&D group dynamics. A DM’s exact role in D&D per Xanathar’s.

This is an ongoing series of Shane’s notes, thoughts and tips for running the D&D adventure Out of the Abyss, which is the tabletop portion of the Rage of Demons story line.

Each video follows the most recent session with his group.

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D&D Out of the Abyss Notes #67 – Worm Nursery / The Wormwrithings

The Worm Nursery concludes. It’s almost as if hanging around a place where purple worms protect their eggs might be dangerous. Saliva and guano in copious amounts. Sideswiped by a natural freight train. The mechanics of reading Vizeran’s mad book on magic. The actual rules for harvesting poison from a creature (and what it sells for). Handling characters when the player can’t make it. Investigation or Perception for finding traps? Arguments in D&D groups and recommended behavior for DMs and players to help prevent a real life TPK.

This is an ongoing series of Shane’s notes, thoughts and tips for running the D&D adventure Out of the Abyss, which is the tabletop portion of the Rage of Demons story line.

Each video follows the most recent session with his group.

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Fantasy Author Jeremy Morphis! (Plus Lovecraft) – Radio Show / Podcast Ep. 136

shane plays podcast title 2-17-2018Podcast version of the Shane Plays Geek Talk radio show from 2/17/2018:
Fantasy author Jeremy Morphis! (plus Lovecraft)

Highlights: Fantasy author Jeremy Morphis joins to chat about Lovecraft, Cthulhu and his novel series the Strandian Tales. Plus: Lovecraft trivia!

Shane Plays airs on Saturdays at 1:05 PM Central on 96.5 FM The Answer in Little Rock. It can also be heard online at http://965fmtheanswer.com and on the Tune In Radio app and iHeart Radio apps. Call in at 501-823-0965 or tweet @ShanePlays during the show!

Listen to the Shane Plays podcast on iTunes, Google Play Music, SoundCloud & Stitcher (plus other fine podcast directories) after the live show.

Direct MP3 Download:
http://traffic.libsyn.com/shaneplays/Shane_Plays_2-17-18_podcast.mp3

Listen Here via Embed:

SHOW NOTES

Shane Plays sponsor Arkansas RPG Con 2018 (August 11th) badge sales are now open. Vendor and Sponsorship options also open. Go to http://ARPGCON.COM for more info and make sure to follow Arkansas RPG Con on Facebook.

20 bizarre facts and bits of interesting trivia about H.P. Lovecraft
http://www.thelovecraftsman.com/2011/03/20-bizarre-facts-and-bits-of-trivia.html

Fungi from Yuggoth used in show intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygloU8c7aww&t=1814s

Podcast version zinger is from Hey there Cthulhu – Female Cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vbaL6qt6_c

NEWS ITEMS

Drizzt Do’Urden returns in an all new trilogy | Nerdist
https://nerdist.com/drizzt-dourden-return-new-trilogy-ra-salvatore-timeless-exclusive/

Call of Cthulhu gets a new gameplay trailer | RPGSite.net
https://www.rpgsite.net/news/6789-call-of-cthulhu-gets-a-new-gameplay-trailer

GUEST: JEREMY MORPHIS

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Author Jeremy Morphis joins to chat about Lovecraft, Cthulhu and his fantasy novel series the Strandian Tales. With stirring action, multiple magic systems, a good mix of drama and mystery, humor, fantastic dialogue and strong relationships, Jeremy’s fiction sets itself apart and (as he reveals in this interview) began percolating years ago when he ditched class with his buddy (don’t try this at home, kids).

Jeremy’s books on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_ebooks_1?ie=UTF8&text=Jeremy+Morphis&search-alias=digital-text&field-author=Jeremy+Morphis&sort=relevancerank

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RPG History: TSR’s Code of Ethics (D&D “Comics Code Authority” rules)

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UPDATE: Wargaming and RPG historian Jon Peterson of Playing at the World provided an additional version of TSR’s guidelines from 1982 after this post was initially published, so we now have documents from both 1982 and 1994. Thanks, Jon!

Did you know that TSR (the company that first published Dungeons & Dragons in 1974 but eventually sold to Wizards of the Coast in 1997) created a set of rules and guidelines for what could be said and done in their game and fiction products in the early 1990s that was similar in spirit to the (in)famous Comics Code Authority?

(Jump straight to the Code of Ethics Document itself)

I’ve been playing tabletop RPGs for over 30 years and I didn’t know about it until this post from EN World clued me into a Facebook discussion that is practically gold to amateur historians of D&D like yours truly.

In order to improve its public image after the so-called “D&D Moral Panic” of prior years (and also to give it an easy excuse if it decided to pass on a gaming module or fiction book, etc.) , TSR created a document called the “TSR Freelancer Code of Ethics” that had rules and guidelines very reminiscent of the Comics Code Authority. The difference is that this was TSR’s own self-policing (instead of having to be approved by an external agency like comic book publishers did with the CCA). It also appears this Code of Ethics was very loosely enforced.

The Facebook post in question is from from author and editor James Lowder, who did some writing for TSR back in the day in their Forgotten Realms and Ravenloft novel lines. 
(As of the time of this writing the Facebook post and related comments are public)

Alex Kammer (Director of Gamehole Con) also shared a copy of the code with slight differences in the post’s comments.

Here’s what James Lowder had to say in his initial post:

“TSR Freelancer Code of Ethics. TSR attached these pages to all game and fiction contracts issued in the late 1980s and early 1990s. (These pages are copied from a 1992 fiction contract, but I received the same pages with RPG design contracts.) The guides, which I’ve always assumed were created in reaction to the 1980s Moral Panic around D&D, were obviously modeled on the old Comics Code Authority rules. They were, to be blunt, patently ridiculous. Editors never enforced them. Entire TSR product lines, such as Ravenloft, would have been impossible if they had been enforced. The code was in place when I started with TSR in 1988. I recall the pages being dropped from fiction contracts around 1993, but apparently they stuck around long after that.”

Which, along with the images he shared (see below) is pretty cool in its own right. But then we get some comments from within the gaming community that add a lot of extra details and context:

James Lowder: This version of the TSR Code does not mention demons and devils specifically; I’ve never seen another version. I will see if I can find the design guides for the 2nd edition Monstrous Compendium. (I was a designer on that.) If demons and devils had been mentioned anywhere in design guides, it would have been there.

James Lowder: There are some versions of this code with minor variations. Just looked at my contract for Prince of Lies and a couple of the clauses are worded a little differently and the bits about Depiction of Self (19) and the LARP hating (20) are gone.

Peter Archer: I don’t remember including it in any WotC contracts.

Miranda Horner: If it helps at all, I vaguely remember that [removed] wanted us to drop the Code during the acquisition period.

Jolly Blackburn: When we had the D&D license for Kalamar and the comic book we ran into some push back similar to some things on that list. We had several covers rejected on the comic because the heroes were shown running away from a larger foe. We were told heroes never run away.

Mark Rein-Hagen: It has been a long time since I saw that, it looks and feels even more ridiculous now than it did then… and back in the day it seemed whack. It was attitudes like this that gave Vampire the space it needed to be it own thing, and why we had such a hard time getting distribution at first. Strange to think back now that once Vampire were an “edgy” product seen by some (well many) as “irresponsible” and even “unethical.” What shit we got for it…

Of course today Vampires are as mainstream as it gets, as is “dark fantasy” of all kinds. Including the kinds of fantasy that lustfully and joyfully include regicide, incest, rape, kinslaying, assassination, and genocide… and where good seems to rarely prevail against evil.

Zeb Cook: I remember earlier versions for the game side weren’t a Code, but editorial standards. It was shorter and less officious. Things covered included excess violence, language, sex, drug use is negative, and the general idea of not glorifying evil. Others were just editorial things (“you” means player, not character; etc.). Mostly it informed freelancers of what was likely to be an issue and, hopefully, make submissions less likely to require significant rewrites. Only a little was hard and fast (profanity, sexual acts, and gory descriptions). The rest was always an issue of degree and judgments. We got very good at skirting the edges.

James Lowder (responding to Zeb Cook): That same code posted above went out with RPG freelance contracts in the late 80s and early 90s, though I never saw it enforced as written in games either. The editorial approach you describe was what I saw as a games freelancer and much more like what happened in books, too. Basically, is there a good reason for X to be in the text?

James Lowder: Some of the items are clearly modeled after the Comics Code.

Steven Winter: We were literally handed the comics code to use as a starting point.

James Lowder: The code was put together more for PR purposes, rather than a functioning (or enforced) set of guides for content.

Steven Winter: It was openly discussed many times that there were two main reasons for having the code in writing. First, when mothers, teachers, and librarians got worked up over D&D being a bad influence, we could show them our standards to calm things down. Second, if an author wrote something in violation of the code and we chose to make an issue of it, we could say, “it’s not us, it’s the code.”

The Code of Ethics Documents

UPDATE: After this post was first published, wargaming and RPG historian Jon Peterson of Playing at the World provided an additional version of TSR’s guidelines from 1982. Jon’s notes and document appears first due to chronology, and then the James Lowder and Alex Kammer versions discussed above follow.

Version of the TSR’s Code of Ethics shared by Jon Peterson (from 1984):

The 1984 version is similar to Alex’s 1992 version, three pages, but only 18 bullet points. It has a different principle 3, “Archetypes,” so “Agents of Law Enforcement” is principle 4 in that one. It also has “Slang and Colloquialisms” as principle 7, which bumped “Profanity” back to 8. “Sexual Themes” (9 in the 1992) is “Rape/Lust/Sexual. Perversion” (11 in the 1984). The 1984 has a “Human Form” as 13. It also has a single bullet (15) for both “Races and Slavery”, which are spread into two (12 and 13) in the 1992. Finally, the 1984 does not have anything like the principles 17, 18, and 19 shown in the 1992.

The earliest version I’ve seen is 1982. It fits on just one page, with 13 bullets. It’s attached. The HJ in the upper right corner tells us to blame Harold Johnson for distributing it in July, but he didn’t write it. It was the result of a large internal TSR working group that was addressing effectively the Satanic Panic and related bad PR. The original memo that contained the code dates to June 7, 1982, and that memo explicitly talks about how these principles derived from the comics code. There is a lot of language about how these are just guidelines. It also included a couple bullet points about standards for graphic material, but they essentially just say that they conform to the same principles as the written one.

TSR Code of Ethics from 1982 (Jon Peterson provided)

TSR Code of Ethics from 1982, fits on one page (Jon Peterson provided)

Versions of the TSR’s Code of Ethics shared by James Lowder and Alex Kammer (from 1994):

James Lowder version:

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TSR Code of Ethics page 1 (James Lowder version)

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TSR Code of Ethics page 2 (James Lowder version)

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TSR Code of Ethics page 3 (James Lowder version)

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TSR Code of Ethics page 4 (James Lowder version)

Alex Kammer version:

Per Alex: “Here is … my copy from 1992. It is a little different.”

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TSR Code of Ethics page 1 (Alex Kammer version)

Here is page one of my copy from 1992. It is a little different.

TSR Code of Ethics page 2 (Alex Kammer version)

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TSR Code of Ethics page 3 (Alex Kammer version)

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TSR Code of Ethics page 4 (Alex Kammer version)

Bonus: Mildly Snarky TSR Memos

Alex Kammer also shared these two TSR memos: “Here a couple of other funny things I found while looking for the ethics doc.”

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TSR directing usage of PHB instead of PH for Player’s Handbook

tsr memo list of verboten words july 19 1994 from alex kammer

TSR memo with “verboten words” soul and God

 

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Feast your eager Star Wars geek gaze upon Solo trailer cockpit and technology screencaps!

One thing I noticed immediately with the Solo trailer is that there’s a lot of sweet cockpit and tech shots to gaze upon (Millennium Falcon and otherwise) that not only respect decades of established Star Wars Empire-era design, but also show us even more “tech elements” of a galaxy far, far away we’ve not seen to date.

Here’s some screencaps I grabbed from both the teaser trailer and the Super Bowl spot. I hope you enjoy letting your eyes hungrily rove among them as much as I did putting this post together.

Before we really get started, I’m throwing this shot in as well in case you haven’t realized yet that in the Solo movie timeframe, the Falcon’s mandibles are covered by what I have heard termed a “shroud” of some kind:

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Bite that tentacle, Han! I *can’t*, her mandibles haven’t grown in yet!

Speeder Cockpit

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Non-Falcon Starship Interiors

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Did you think this might be Maz at first? I was wondering, but… nope

Various Tech

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Is that Berzerk on the monitor to the left??

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Wonder if that mouth piece is translating? Or maybe transmitting to the mic so the performer has more freedom of movement. Notice the symbol on the mouthpiece and the jar to the left are the same

Millennium Falcon

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So… clean and bright. Do Star Wars starships age horribly in the rigors of space, or are Han and Chewie just typical bachelors?

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I LOVE this stuff

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Those yellow headrests don’t make it to A New Hope timeframe

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Lightspeed, baby!

Here’s a photo gallery version, if you’d rather drool over everything that way.

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D&D Out of the Abyss Notes #66 – Worm Nursery / The Wormwrithings

The Worm Nursery continues. Be quiet or you’ll make momma mad. Purple worm milking for fun and profit. Are you sure you want to check a book out from this library? Chasm crossing 101. This place really needs a Terminex inspection. Do all combat spells require you to see your target? The finer points of giving commands to shield guardians. Is D&D a game engine or physics/reality simulator?

This is an ongoing series of Shane’s notes, thoughts and tips for running the D&D adventure Out of the Abyss, which is the tabletop portion of the Rage of Demons story line.

Each video follows the most recent session with his group.