d&d meme point is thats gonna kill us

Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes X!

Ensuring the Internet doesn’t organize into something overly useful and inspiring, Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes returns in a spectacular display of pointless carnage.

If for some inexplicable reason you want to endure even more, you can check out all of the previous Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes posts for the full mental trauma.

Let’s dive in, shall we?

d&d meme dumpster dough

Classic D&D Monster: Dumpster Dough-vourer
It will slowly eat your face off while emitting delicious aromas

d&d meme fifty percent of being a dungeon master

I can testify

d&d meme mimic pants

It’s in their genes

d&d meme player paranoia

Honestly, it’s one of the best parts of the game. The flip side is the vexing “fixate on the meaningless NPC” phenomenon

d&d meme point is thats gonna kill us

Perspective is so important for player satisfaction

d&d meme powerful elf name apostrophes


d&d meme transmutation tooth and nail

But do you file or floss?

d&d meme a fireball is addressed to whom it may concern

When it absolutely, positively, has to make it on time but collateral damage is acceptable

d&d meme alarming dm phrases

“Wait, there’s a table for this…”

d&d meme bluff skill natural 20

Grandma got run over by a skill check

d&d meme its my party and ill scry if i want to

It’s okay, wipe away those palantirs

d&d meme im rolling up a new character arent i

Add that to the list of alarming DM phrases

d&d meme aslan is the ultimate grognard

Aslan is the ultimate grognard

d&d meme barbarian polishing armor

At 8th level Barbarians also get Shine: Make an opponent squint and give them disadvantage until your next turn

d&d meme warehouse

Never, EVER give the DM ideas!

d&d meme 5E DMs Guide Disclaimer

Disclaimer from D&D 5E Dungeon Masters Guide. Basically, everything you need to know 🙂

d&d meme rocket propelled chainsaw rpc

This kind of crap right here, this!, is why I love tabletop RPGs so much.

d&d meme indigo guide to networking success

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You studied my guide. Prepare to succeed.

d&d normal conversation trojan horse

“So, uh, hey, how about that game last night!”

d&d meme tavern rules

Maybe “dwarf tossing” is a euphemism for cookie tossing?

d&d meme tired of reality escape into the world of role playing games

Tell reality to bite it! Travel into the Gamma World of Dungeons & Dragons!

d&d meme dont worry I have a plan d20 fumble

Unfortunately, so did your D20

d&d meme so you finally came to my lair I cast fireball

I’m the nerd saying you can’t crit a fireball before my brain finishes processing what’s funny

d&d meme shenanigans

Shenanigans is a feat all RPG players are instantly expert in the moment they first sit at the table (I wouldn’t have it any other way)

And that’s all the shenanigans we have this time, party peoples. Thanks for visiting and remember we’re not responsible for your psychiatry bills.

What? You want MORE? Check out all of the previous Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes posts.

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