Great galloping googly mooglies, Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes is back like a guilty pleasure you’ll never admit to anyone and that’s actually much more guilt than pleasure. 4 out of 5 doctors agree you should never tell anyone you actually like these things, ever. And if you do to leave them out of it.
Seeing as how you’re sick in the head for being here in the first place, you might as well check out all of the previous Attack of the D&D / RPG Memes posts in the spirit of go big or go home.
Now, Let’s get all that pleasurable guilt flowing!

Our beloved hobby has finally gone to the dogs

See?!

Good old Uncle Gan

That’s a sharp dealer

It’s all about the stuff, let’s be honest

Like I said, it’s all about the stuff

So many people strain over this debate… this will wipe the confusion away

Another toilet related meme to make a point about alignment

Confucius say fumble can make for amusing bumble

Plus they tend to be rather stiff to chew, and that’s not good

The great archmage Frizzbee would hurl these at threatening warriors with a stunning wham-o sound

+2 Towel of Drying (+3 on the beach), Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement)

The land of the Rising Sun also got in on the rising fun

Self-actualize and be the best total party kill you can be! She read a book on it!

We tried to tell them, but noooooo

This is why you NEVER use the dread word of power Covfefe. Oh. Wait.

Also known as the moment you realize you have annoyed the DM with (what you had thought were) your amusing antics

That’s a ruling, not a joke! Just seeing if you were paying attention 😛

The brave tend to mold

D&D: Do you have a gazebo?

“Epiphany” is almost as fun to say as svirfneblin

He makes a good point

But they’ll look great when doom is descending swiftly upon them

Thought I’d sneak this one in there at the last moment…
What, you’re still here? What in the name of all that’s right with Pluto being called a planet is wrong with you?! Now you’re gonna need a saving throw. Geez.