I knew it! It’s real. IT’S ALL REAL! This is fantastic! Wait, that means… there’s miniature giant space hamsters that. eat. eyeballs … *whimper*

Admit it, it’s all you can see too, right? I’m not crazy, right? RIGHT?!

Actually, I say “oops.” But yep.

#wightdeathmatters

I was always afraid Lord of the Rings would go to the dogs

We get it! LOTR dogs! You don’t have to dwarf us with it

I’m not gonna lie… Chompy Dingus is one of my favorite things ever

Good idea, chummer

Speaking of Shadowrun, here’s ironclad proof Radio Shack survives into the future (even though they’ve already gone out of business!)

Give me a saving throw vs. brainmelt

Every group has that one player that thinks the game is Disgusting & Distasteful

Some DMs like to bug their players

The farce is strong with this one

Speaking of Star Wars & D&D…. Credit: Mark Richardson of Table Top Kingdoms

You’re right, Ray, no human being would stack dice like this

The Bard’s Derail

Messed up magic items. That tongue thing, I mean, who even has the taste to come up with something like that?

Remember kids, your DM always has a bigger thingy to drop after you do your incredibly clever thingy

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The essential DMs library collection

I love these old ads. ’nuff said

I believe this immediately

In other words, you’re not as overwhelmingly special and amazing as ya think cupcake!

Evidently this was a real card given to some Wizards of the Coast employees. What a masterful, magical gift 🙂